6 CUSS-FREE George Carlin QUOTES

Whether you love him or not, the late George Carlin could entertain you for hours with his often controversial brand of humour - which would more often than not, contain swear words.

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians: One newspaper called Carlin "the dean of counterculture comedians." In 2004, Carlin was placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences" compiled for an April 2004 special.

We'll save the swear quotes for another post. In the meantime, here are 6 cuss-free ones...

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